Advertise Your Tiny Penis to the World for the Tiny Price of $115,000.00!!!!

A picture is worth 1000 words



Ugh. How many things are wrong with this picture?

Maybe this is dated news, but I still can't get the fact that this beast is on the market as a passeneger truck. If it literally weighed ONE POUND more, you'd need a professional truck driver's license to drive it. But as it stands, even a 16 year-old with $90,000.00 burning a hole in his pocket and a freshly minted driver's license can legally drive this truck on a congested highway in a blizzard. Kick ass.

Click here for the full story. As you can read, the Navistar gets six to 10 miles per gallon and can cost up to $115,000.00 (air brakes included). In all fairness, the Navistar has a limited release of like 50 trucks, but that is still 50 too many.

You could save a lot of money by simply walking around town in a neon t-shirt that says, "CHECK ME OUT!! I Have A Lot of Money, But No Self-Esteem And/Or Regard For Others."

A lawyer would probably tell me otherwise, but I honestly believe you could make a case for vehicular homicide if a driver of a sedan gets crushed by an inexperienced Navistar driver. Or at least it would make for an intriguing episode of Law and Order.